So, here I am standing next to John Green, the new AA editor. I'm going to stop standing next to slim people. Reminds me of a Jupiter cj the ascendant joke with Saturn in the eighth (inconjunct Jupiter for very obvious reasons):
A man is cooking in his back yard on his BBQ grill. He glances over at his wife and notices how large her behind is.
He then looks at his grill and looks back at his wife and says, "Honey I think your butt might be as big as the grill!"
He didn't stop there, he then went into the house and got a tape measure and measured the grill then his wife's ass.
Later that night, the couple decided to get a little frisky in bed.
A man is cooking in his back yard on his BBQ grill. He glances over at his wife and notices how large her behind is.
He then looks at his grill and looks back at his wife and says, "Honey I think your butt might be as big as the grill!"
He didn't stop there, he then went into the house and got a tape measure and measured the grill then his wife's ass.
Later that night, the couple decided to get a little frisky in bed.
The wife then said “I don't see any reason for me to fire up this fat-ass grill for that little weiner."
BTW, this joke has nothing to do with John!
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