Enid Williams: Rock Astrologer

Not only did I bump into Shelley von Strunckel the other night at the Astrological Lodge of London, I also caught up with my friend, rock goddess and astrologer, Enid Williams, who is in the heavy metal band, Girlschool. Enid was worried about taking a bad photo. Ha! As if! Here's Enid's my space link! You have got to see this chick do her guitar thing!

In honour of my favourite rock astrologer (OK, she's the only rock astrologer I know of but she is MEGA cool), here's my very flattering Sun cj Neptune with a Jupiter transit in the 7th joke.

A guitarist finishes gig and is the last one in the place with the barman, who asks if he'd like a scotch before he goes home. The player says 'sure' and the barman plonks down a big glass of the juice and a little bowl of peanuts to go with it, then wanders off to wipe down the counter. This leaves the gun guitarist all by himself for a minute.

From nowhere a little voice says, "Great gig man, you're one hot picker."

The player looks at the barman and says, "Thanks."

The barman says, "What for?"

The player says, "For sayin' nice things about my work."

The barman says, "I didn't say nothing."

The guitarist thinks it's late and he's a bit spaced so he'd better head off when another little voice says: "Yeah, great licks, man and nice moves too, you sure cut it up there."

The guitar player turns around and says, "Thanks," but there's nobody there.

The feller at the bar says, "Are you ok?" because the picker looks a bit pale.

The guitarist says, "Yeah, I think so."

Then, as he empties his glass another voice says, "Hot licks, great look, wonderful style man, the chicks sure got off on you!"

The guitarist says, 'OK! THAT'S IT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?'

The barman runs down and says, "What's your problem dude?"

The guitarist says 'WHERE ARE THOSE VOICES COMING FROM? IS THIS CANDID CAMERA?'

"What voices? What are they saying?"

When the guitarist tells the barman what was going on and what was said, the barman says: "Oh that'll be the peanuts, man. They're complimentary!"