How to Become an Astrologer in 26 Easy Steps

Well if you read my blog (actually I have 4) then you know what a smart ass I can be. I emphasise the word "smart" because I am an astrologer and a week or so ago, someone put something in my breakfast cereal and suddenly I've come out of my starry corner fighting (I'm blaming Mars trine my natal Sun). What am I fighting? Oh just general ignorance about astrology. You know, hearing Muggles (non astrologers) talk about retrograde motion and Ophiuchus and what Star Signs would put on their pizzas. You know, that sort of thing. So the title of the blog is meant to be very sarcastic. Because there are no set steps that are easy or the same for everyone. That's the beauty of astrology--you can go all Burger King and have it your way.

But then it occurred to me that Muggles might not understand the process of becoming an astrologer or how to take those first, life affirming steps like our friend Flammarion in the picture sticking his head out of his bubble and looking at the true wonders of the universe (I'll bet he thought "Fuck me, there's a lot of stuff up there!"). So I thought I would try to re-trace my astrological path. As I said in a previous blog, I chose to formalise my astrological education eventually but I was a free-wheeling astrologer for a long time before that. Overall I've studied astrology for about 30 years. I don't say this to boast because I accepted long ago that there was no way I was ever going to know everything about astrology or that I was ever going to be able to call myself the best astrologer (although I have been known to don a tiara every now and again). So now I chill and enjoy learning, sparring with other astrologers and picking and choosing what I want to learn. These days, having finally finished my astrology diploma from the Faculty of Astrological Studies, I'm studying Vedic astrology. I write Sun Sign columns after being a Sun Sign sceptic for 29 of those years I've been studying astrology and these are the reasons. Oh and I do a lot of writing on the Astrology of Education (my own personal specialism).

I was going to add a hyperlink to some of these topics as a means to guide you to really good resources on the internet. But I didn't want anyone to think this is meant to be an exhaustive list! So I just thought you could google some of these topics yourself or go straight to Skyscript (for primary texts), Cafe Astrology (for interpretive texts) or Astrodienst (to cheat on chart calculations). I also want to make it clear there are lots of schools of astrology out there. In London, besides the Faculty, we have the London School of Astrology and other schools. The Astrological Lodge of London holds FREE beginners' classes but there are lots of less formal classes and workshops (like mine) that are opportunities to learn about astrology.

So after a bit of fond thought on a Sunday morning, intermingled with a delightful Facebook chat with someone asking me an astro conference, I wrote down some on my own steps to becoming the astrologer I am today (ahem). And by the way, I think you have to get through steps 1-8 (the rest are in no particular order) before you can call yourself an astrologer in public--just my opinion. And if you have a different opinion, why not leave it in the comment box?

So here are the 26 steps to becoming an astrologer:

1. The "Eureka" moment when you understand astrology is a complicated system
2. Having a really thorough understanding of your own Sun sign and how it is different to other signs
3. Having the realisation that there are other planets involved in astrology besides the sun and what these planets mean in their signs
4. The celestial coordinate system. . .yeah that
5. Thinking to yourself "Oh dear God, what have gotten myself into?" and being able to laugh at astrology sceptics instead of panicking that they might have some good points
6. Understanding that all the planets are in continuous yet predictable motion and getting to grips with aspects and what they mean 
7. Being able to read an ephemeris, calculate the angles of a chart and draw a natal (birth) chart. Having the compulsion to draw everyone's birth chart 
8. Falling in love with Ptolemy and wishing you were Greek
9. Turning against Sun Sign astrology
10. Crying over the loss of the Library of Alexandria
11. Appreciating Arabic scholarship, falling in love with Abu Ma'shar and wishing you were Arab. 
12. Realising the influence of Abu Ma'shar on Bonatti and Lilly and wishing you were English 
13. Realising just how important the Fall of Constantinople was and falling in love with Ficino 
14. Never looking at Renaissance art the same again and wishing you were Italian
15. Bawling your eyes out when you finally see the Galilean Moons of Jupiter and the rings of Saturn through a telescope 
16. Falling in love with Tsou Yen and wishing you were Chinese
17. Not caring that asking everyone for their sky stories makes you look like a lunatic
18. Wondering what hideous karma must have befallen on you that you couldn't have been born a Mayan
19. Accepting that staying up all night reading an ephemeris has become normal behaviour to you
20. Finding another astrologer and then spending a whole weekend talking about astrology
21. Realising that other astrologers must be found and spending all your money on conferences 
22. Becoming totally addicted to History because of Mundane astrology
23. Discovering the Sidereal system and spending weeks in a darkened room converting all your accumulated Western charts to Vedic ones. Falling in love with Bhrigu and wishing you were Indian.
24. Struggling to communicate with Muggles. What is wrong with these people?
25. Realising just what a nerd you've become when a lecturer stumbles on the name of the Greek who first proposed a heliocentric solar system and you smugly shout out "Aristarchus!"
26. Realising that if you don't engage with Muggles about astrology then you are actually actively participating in killing the subject and thus making the sceptics very happy.

So happy studying and if you haven't done at least steps 1-8, keep your opinion about astrology to yourself, OK?

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two dogs fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one dog is good and the other is evil. “But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The dog I feed.”

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.

Got a funny story about being an astrologer?

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two dogs fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one dog is good and the other is evil. “But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The dog I feed.”

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.

Sun square Neptune

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two dogs fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one dog is good and the other is evil. “But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The dog I feed.”

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.

Story of My Life

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two dogs fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one dog is good and the other is evil. “But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The dog I feed.”

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.

Sun Opposite Saturn

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two dogs fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one dog is good and the other is evil. “But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The dog I feed.”

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.

12 Pizzas for 12 Signs of the Zodiac (by an astrologer)

So yesterday I was having a bit of a carp because I get tired of repeating the same things over and over again to Muggles (even though I love them really--they're just so cute and ignorant, I mean innocent) and today my attention was drawn to Buzzfeed's article "What's Your Zodiac Sign's Pizza Topping?".  I love astrology humour and I get all that tongue-in-cheek banter about what Aries are like in bed (fast) or what a Cancerian does after sex (orders pizza) but this Buzzfeed article really set me off because IT IS SO GODDAMN LAME. What? I can can tell an astrologer didn't put this together because it doesn't make any sense at all.

So I decided to take on Buzzfeed--just because the cheap bastards should be hiring REAL astrologers to do their astrology topics, not some muggle (bless their little septic, I mean sceptic hearts).

So imagine this: someone calls up Buzzfeed and asks for the "Aries Pizza". And Buzzfeed sends them . . . a pizza with olives? What? Are they bloody serious? What do OLIVES have to do with ARIES??

Anyway, I couldn't let this happen.

So here's my version of 12 Zodiac Sign's Pizza Topping:

An Aries rings up an astrologer and asks for the "Aries Pizza". The astrologer knows Aries is ruled by Mars which is, according to Ptolemy, DRY and HOT. So chillies and spicy meats are appropriate. And according to William Lilly, garlic is the plant associated with Mars. As the metal Iron is ruled by Mars, there has to be a source of the mineral Iron on the pizza--so it has to have spinach. Aries is a cardinal sign so it's fast and doesn't want to be chewing on a thick crust for hours so the crust has to be thin and crispy.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

So here is my Pizza for an Aries (above). . .

Now Taurus. . .Buzzfeed says "pepperoni" (lazy bastards).

Alex the Astrologer says: Taurus is ruled by Venus but the rustic, au naturel  kind of Venus (compare to Libra) so the pizza needs to have a bit of the organic going for it with a crust like, um, wood.  Now Venus does rule olives so it has to have that. And mushrooms with the dirt still on because, um, Taurus is an earth sign. With Taurus, there has to be a pudding to satisfy that sweet tooth and as Venus rules apples and almonds, well you'll see. Taurus also likes the fine things in life so for a drink, it has to be Courvoisier. Oh the menu for Taurus is green because Venus rules copper and I couldn't think of any foods that have copper in them, lol.

Gemini. . .Buzzfeed says "extra cheese". Really? A Gemini wants to be chewing on extra cheese?

Alex the astrologer says: Gemini is ruled by Mercury so there has to be a bit a seafood on the pizza (a sad but true reflection of the Mercury contamination in our fish supply). The crust must be very light as our Gemini friends have more important things to do with their mouth besides chew. Gemini is a double-bodied sign so their pizza must be half and half. Oh and they like variety.

Cancer. . . Buzzfeed says "peppers". WTF? 

Alex the Astrologer says: Cancer is ruled by the Moon so the pizza has to evoke memories of the past. Cancerians get dibs on the quiet corner of the restaurant if they can't eat their pizza in bed. They must have milk products. . .oh and rosemary is a noted aid for improving the memory. Plants that grow quickly near water are Moon ruled so mushrooms are a good choice. Would be nice if the setting could be silver.

Leos. . .Buzzfeed says "Pineapple and Ham".

Alex the Astrologer says: Good god, how common!! The portions must be generous of course and the setting should be gold. Although Leo is a Fire sign, they don't like the spicy stuff so much because it makes them sweat and messes up their hair. Of course Leos like opulence so the menu must reflect that. And speaking of reflections--Leos like theirs so the pizza comes with a mirror so they can admire themselves whilst quaffing champagne.

Virgos. . .Buzzfeed says "Meat Lover's".

Alex the Astrologer says: Well good luck to whoever is going to serve THAT to health conscious Virgos. All I can say is I'm not making their pizza!

Libras. . . Buzzfeed says "Veggies"

Alex the Astrologer says: *facepalm
Getting a Libran to eat their veggies is like getting a Virgo to eat Spam. Libra is Venus-ruled but unlike Taureans, they like the fluffy, sweet stuff. Like roses (Venus ruled). So cotton candy (candy floss to you Brits) with a nice sweet gentle cheese would put a smile on the sappy face of a Libra. Of course Libra is the sign of balance so the serving staff need to pay attention to balancing the portions.

Scorpio. . .Buzzfeed says "Sausage"

Alex the Astrologer says: Well it's not a bad choice although I'm not entirely certain what Scorpios will be doing with those sausages. A far better choice would be a bit of blood and guts so black pudding sauce (which is made of cows blood--or is it pigs'  blood?). Fugu, also known as pufferfish, has to be prepared very carefully as it is the most lethal substance on the planet (or something like that) so it is appropriate. It also sounds like "Fuck you" so has extra appeal.  The choice of Chianti is a reference to "Silence of the Lambs". Scorpios have the life or death thing! So intense! Oh and Scorpios hate waste hence the recycled crust.

Sagittarius. . .Buzzfeed says: "Mushrooms"

Alex the astrologer says: You have GOT to be kidding me, right? Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter so think big and extravagant. Think heart attack on a plate! Jupiter rules foreign places so springbok is something quite unusual to British and/or American palates. I thought grubs might work too as I don't know anyone who has eaten any of those (although I understand they taste like scrambled eggs). Ah. . .and Jupiter rules religion too, hence the Communion wine.

Capricorn. . .Buzzfeed says: "Buffalo chicken"

Alex the Astrology says:  Capricorn is Saturn ruled so it's hard to imagine a Capricorn paying for a luxury topping like buffalo chicken. Of course they would have it (as well as several G and Ts) if they could claim it on their expense budget. Capricorns are frugal--especially if they are paying the bill.

Aquarius. . .Buzzfeed says: "Onion"

This is so supremely stupid and non astrological I don't think I'll ever recover. This is why Muggles should not be doing a job meant for astrologers. On a more positive note, this is the photo that unleashed a fury in me that had all my astrology friends laughing and cheering in support. So there's always a silver lining. . .

Alex the astrologer says: OMG. Aquarians are the least sensitive and empathetic sign!! But they they  do see the world a little differently! They are also known for being quite experimental and for their dislike of playing by the rules. Oh and they love technology.

Finally, our Neptune-ruled Piscean friends! Buzzfeed says: "Anchovies"

Alex the Astrologer says: Not a bad choice as Neptune was the god of the sea. However, I think our Piscean friends have more important things on their mind!

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two wolves fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one wolf is good and the other is evil.“But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The wolf I feed.” You can get the book (unpublished) here: https://alextrenoweth.co.uk/product/the-wolf-you-feed/

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.

13 Things Astrologers Wish Muggles Understood

So today I was thinking. . .I am so tired of repeating myself! So I came up with this handy little guide for you to share with your Muggle* friends. If you have something to add, just leave a comment and I might be able to work it in at some point.

Without further ado. . .

1.     Astrology is a VAST topic

A Western astrologer getting to grips with the Vedas

It’s not all Sun Sign columns you know!  The history of astrology itself is a massive topic. Then of course, there’s cultural astrology (astrology from different cultural perspectives). There are also different branches of astrology: Natal (the interpretation of the birth chart), Synastry (the astrology of relationships), Electional (choosing a time to do something like a wedding or book launch or store opening), Mundane (the astrology of world events), Forecasting (predictions of all sorts), Horary (answering a specific question using astrology). . .and these are topics just off the top of my head!

2.     Astrologers are nerds and are always learning

A bunch of nerds at an astrology conference in India

Refer to point #1. If you ever meet an astrologer who claims to know everything about astrology, run far, far away as fast as you can. As for the rest of us--yeah, we huddle up and speak the language when we’re together because we are so few and far between. This is why we hug each other so much. We also read a lot. The majority of astrologers I know are total book hoarders.

3.     Not all astrologers write a Sun Sign column

Not all astrologers like Sun Sign astrology. They feel it is too general and they will probably tell you they have better things to do with astrology.  I used to hate Sun Sign astrology too and here's my story. But if you came here looking for a Sun Sign column, here's mine for June 2016 for the Cosmic Intelligence Agency.

4.     Astrologers think sceptics are pretty funny

We know what “Precession of the Equinox” means, we don’t think everyone fits into twelve neat categories and pretty much all astrologers know Ophiuchus isn’t the 13^th sign (and we know better than to confuse signs and constellations). A lot of astrologers find it pretty funny that so many sceptics run their mouths about astrology but actually know NOTHING about it! What are they afraid of? Oh and for your enjoyment, here is a blog where I take down Matthew Syeed for piping up about astrology.

Oh and predictions. Everyone makes predictions. The weatherman makes predictions all the time and is paid very handsomely for his efforts--whether he's right or wrong. But when an astrologer gets it wrong. . .

I teach children and for a long time was banned from telling anybody I was an astrologer because the school had a Christian ethos (if you want to read the whole story, here it is). But it was part of my job to make predictions. These predictions were basically made on the trajectory direction of a pupil's progress over time. I'd like to say I got it right all the time but every now and again miracles and disasters happened. It's a similar thing with astrology--you can't always account for free will. And, um, I'm not responsible for every other astrologer's bad call either.

5.     All astrologers work in different ways

Think about how an artist might react if given a palette of colours and a blank canvas. Certain techniques might be shared between artists but style would vary widely. Again, refer to point #1. I’ve never met an astrologer who works the way I do, agrees with all my opinions or who likes all my stuff. If I ever met this fabled beast, I’d have to slay them just because I'd think they were taking the piss. And in reference to point #4, there probably are a few Astrologers who use Ophiuchus as a 13^th sign (the rest of us laugh at them behind their backs).

6.     All astrologers can read an ephemeris

Yeah, we can read this. Where does it come from? Some guy or gal with glasses, a lab coat and a posh degree from Oxford or Harvard spent long hours and a lot of daddy's money doing calculations so we astrologers can use the information for nefarious purposes. And speaking of nefarious purposes—despite what you may have learned in Sunday School, the majority of astrologers aren’t practitioners of Satanism and we don’t sacrifice virgins at the Vernal Equinoxes or partake in cannibalistic practices. Unlike certain other religions. Ahem. Oh and a lot of us don't make claims to be psychic or use Tarot cards, palmistry, crystal balls or the innards of birds or other methods for divinatory purposes. By the way, stop asking us if we "believe" in astrology: we don't "believe" in it--we "practice" it. Lots and lots and lots.
AND STOP HOLDING OUT YOUR HAND FOR A FREE PALM READING WHEN I TELL YOU I AM AN ASTROLOGER!!
What is it with that? It makes me wonder what you'd do if I told you I was a proctologist.
By the way, I am a palmist as well--it's the cheek of expecting me to do it on my night off (for free) that annoys me.

7.     There are such things as Astrology Conferences

Some of us love them and some of us avoid them. But they exist all over the world. Just check out a group of western astrologers in saris and sherwanis at Krishnamurti Institute of Astrology conference in Kolkata India. In the past year, I've also been to the US, South Africa and Australia for astrology conferences. Yep, astrologers are everywhere!

8.     Quite a few astrologers have a specialism

I’m a fairly well rounded astrologer (in more ways than one, ahem) but my specialism is Astrology and Education. I even wrote a book about it and as this is my blog, here’s a link to said book. And some information on astrology and education workshops I hold.

9.     All Astrologers have a story about how they became astrologers

My big day was when I realised there was more than just the Sun involved in astrology. Here's a youtube clip of a recent interview where I talk about how I got into astrology. By the way, just because Chris Turner and I look like a Pepto Bismol explosion at a pharmaceutical factory does not mean all astrologers like the colour pink. And no, it's not my favourite colour either (it's green as you asked).

10.  Most astrologers have a pretty good grip on astronomy

Well, I teach Physics to teenagers so I know the difference between nuclear fusion and nuclear fission and I could do a pretty good job explaining how a star is born too. Kiss my ass Brian Cox and Dara O’Braian.

11.  Not all Astrologers have chosen to formalise their astrology training

Took me 18 years to get it.

Astrology classes are expensive, hard work and don’t guarantee you can make a living from astrology. But I did choose to do  formal astrological degrees (and whinged the whole way through the course). That's my diploma from The Faculty of Astrological Studies to the left. The MA from Cultural Astronomy and Astrology from Bath Spa is my other degree. I've also studied Hellenistic Astrology with Dorian Greenbaum and electional and horary astrology with the School of Traditional Astrology and Deborah Houlding (who does Skyscript). By the way, very few astrologers make their living exclusively from astrology. Out of the hundreds of astrologers I know of, only a handful don't have a day job to fund travel, courses and materials. Every now and again I add up all the time and money I've spent on astrology courses and I think I could have pursued a PhD in something useful but most days I'm happy with my decision to follow my heart.

12.  Astrologers don’t go on holiday when Mercury is retrograde**

OK, this is one of my pet peeves. Mercury is retrograde around 2-3 months of the year. Good luck not using public transport or the postal system for all that time.

13.  Nothing can replace a real live consultation with a trusted astrologer. Nothing.

Not all astrologers see clients but I do. If you'd like a consultation with me, you can contact me here or you can Skype me (AstroAlex1984). Just so you know.

*Muggles" is my rather affectionate term for people who don't know anything about astrology outside of Sun sign columns. I've written about how to go from being a Muggle to being an astrologer on another post.
**"Retrograde" motion is when a planet appears to be moving backwards against other bodies within its system. All the planets can be retrograde but Mercury seems to be the celestial whipping boy for lost post, computer malfunctions and train delays. I had a tirade about this too which you can read about here.

About the Astrologer

Alex Trenoweth was voted Best International Astrologer, 2015 for her dynamic presentation on Astrology and Education. Her book, "Growing Pains" is an exciting development in astrology as it combines classroom teaching experience, sound research and the potential to have a positive impact on struggling adolescents, parents, teachers and those who have been labelled "at risk". For queries, consultations or syndications, please contact Alex via www.alextrenoweth.com or leave a message in the comment section.

About the New Book

There are two dogs fighting inside of me, the old story goes, one dog is good and the other is evil. “But Grandfather,” asked the child, “Which one wins?” The Grandfather answered, “The dog I feed.”

We might like to think that being good is a natural instinct. In fact, doing the right thing takes a conscious decision. Every day, we are met with temptation to get ahead at the expense of someone else, to get away with something we know is wrong or to cut corners if we think no one is watching.

Following on from her powerful book on astrology and Education, “Growing Pains”, Alex Trenoweth explores the benefits of using “the bad guy” of the solar system: Saturn. Often avoided and seldom understood, if we understand our own Saturn then we can help others to understand theirs. Using case studies of  highly successful people contrasted with convicted serial killers, Trenoweth deftly demonstrates the dire consequences of feeding the wrong dog.