I've just returned from the United Astrology Conference in Denver Colorado where I was a speaker on the main programme. I'm still a little jet-lagged but nonetheless, fired up about getting this blog up and running. Each entry will feature a joke with astrological significators perhaps with a some feedback on an astrological event I've attended or heard about. I'd like to demonstrate that astrology is so much more than star sign columns. Bear with me whilst I get photos and articles together.
Anyway, to start us off. . .here's my Saturn in the 8th house ruling Capricorn in the 7th house joke:
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."