Here's a photo of us on the reservation:
To celebrate having a great mum (just look how I turned out!), here is very special, very clean joke Saturn in the 4th house joke just for her:
The "head" of the household and his wife were experiencing problems assembling their computer system. Finally, they gave in and decided to ring a technician. When he answered, the technician gave them instructions in unintelligible computer jargo.
Frustrated, the husband said: "Look just talk to me like I'm a four-year-old."
"OK," said the technician, "Can you put your mommy on the line?"