I though Richard was great--and I was especially pleased that he remembered me at UAC a few years later.
Here's a very speical Saturn conjunct Neptune with a trine to Uranus conjunct Mercury joke for teachers who get annoyed when their pupils ask: "Can't we have a fun lesson, Miss?"
A teacher was frustrated when a pupil feel asleep and started snoring as the class read "The Canterbury Tales." The teacher spun the book across the class and bounced it off the pupil's skull. Startled, the pupil asks: "What was that?"
The teacher answered: "That, was a flying Chaucer."
And no, you can't have a fun lesson!